Friday Funnies:


Alanna:  Mom, when I'm four, can I have a baby?

Me:  NO! You have to be married to have a baby.

Alanna: Well, can I get married?

Me: NOPE! You have to have a graduate degree to get married. ;)

Alanna:  Well, can I drive a car at least?

Me: No honey, you have to be sixteen to drive a car.

Alanna: Not fair!  Nothing fun happens when I'm four!!