#1 - Alanna was sitting on my lap and I made a comment about how tan her legs were compared to mine. She replied with "yeah, and yours are much pokier than mine!" Thank you child.
#2 - Alanna has some bath fizzies that turn her water pink. She plugged her nose and went all the way under the water. When she came up, she said "You know how people go under the water at church? Well, I just did that in my pink water and baptized myself a princess!!!" HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!