How Rude:

 Yesterday, Alanna and I were driving in the car and she told me "Mommy, drive faster, faster, faster!"

(BTW, she is a TOTAL backseat driver!!)

I explained to her that I cannot drive any faster because there is a speed limit and if I went too fast, a police officer would stop me and give me a ticket.  

She thought about it for a second and then gasped and said "Mommy, it's rude!"  I asked her what was rude and she said "No give mommy a ticket, that's rude!"  

HAHAHAHA!  I almost had to pull over because I was laughing so hard.  And for the record, I think it's terribly rude too! =)